Spiritually Speaking™ If creationism is true ... why did God put™ two scoops of raisins in every box?

You know it's true! The Raisin bran evolved from plain flakes and then they added raisins and then they added more until it was two scoops and now they have those crunchy ones. Creationism? No, friends. EVOLUTION!!! Read it and weep! (pace FYOP... a plagiarist is what I am... you just inspired me!)